“but where’s the lube” she whispered in wide-eyed horror at the fanfiction unfolding on her laptop screen
This is me all the time. :-/
Also, saliva and loving someone a whole lot are not acceptable substitutes for lube and preparation.
love: it does not lubricate
Wine or any other drink are not acceptable either.
magical lubricant secreting bungholes
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Pip - (n.) Latin Pippus, Greek Jerkules
20; of the feminine persuasion; trying that whole art student thing; collector of bad puns; purveyor of general silliness; I will verb all your nouns if I even them at all
EXPECT:
Assassin's Creed, weird internet humor, webcomics, Assassin's Creed, illustration-y things, FOOD and Assassin's Creed, just to name a few of my interests,
If you're into those sorts of things come and stay awhile :)
My sketchblog is waxartisic.tumblr if anyone is interested~
